me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Fun fact: I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift was actually about Ellen DeGenerous
and now I’m lying on the cold hard ground.