❀17 and way funnier irl❀

nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

pizzopaps:

i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me

owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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i like bandages
unless they’re on anyone but me or lying on the floor

tbhclifward:

THE AMNESIA VIDEO IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANNA DO WITH MY SUMMER EXCEPT IM BROKE AND I HAVE NO FRIENDS

lubricates:

what if u could pee on your crush to mark your territory

rlmjob:

sometimes my friends are horrible about making plans and following through so I really connect with this girl using an ear of corn as a phone its basically the same thing

Titan